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Fluwten McGunch

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The name is McGunch, Fluwten McGunch. I am a humble proletariat and a championship beekeeper (worlds results: 96' - 4th, '00 - 6th, '04 - 1st). As for my personal hygiene, I do wipe from the front but my doctor has stated unequivocally that my genitalia is "beyond reproach." I have been told that my knowledge of punctuation has aphrodisiacal properties.

In my position as a sexual soldier of fortune, I have travelled far and wide in Japan. My present location in cyberspace is at the blog listed in my signature where I am doing my best to offend everyone and have largely succeeded thus far.

Regards,
Fluwten
 
Saskatchewan and you write comments from other peoples flags? rofl
 
You're welcome anytime

So, like what are your interests related to Japan?
 
Salutations good sir, your offensive vulgarity and possible sexual deviancy aside, you are most welcome here at the humble Jref guild-house.
While the refined manner in which you express yourself is impressive, I'm afraid you will find most attending here to be in occupation of a good Christian, humble vocabulary, sufficiently butchered and amateurishly sown together again with a healthy dose of Japanarisms.

The riding cloak hanger is in the corner, and the hooks for fanciful hats with enough exotic feathers to make a dandy swoon, is right over there, take a seat and put your feet up and enjoy what we have to offer.

Sincerely yours,

Sir Nuribottom-nigglesworthington the III, Earl of
mugginyourbagginshire
 
First , to answer Ayu-youkou's question, I have spent a grand total of over five years in Japan and thus have an wide range of interests in Japan which are too numerous to mention here. I must admit though, to a certain fondness for onsens, warm sake and the occasional well-placed kancho.

Now, as to Nurizeko's claim that Jref is Christian in nature, I must admit to pledging allegience to only one supernatural being and He is located in my underwear. I trust that we are mature enough to ensure that religious differences not come between us.
 
I prefer Goddess worship myself, they are more pleasing on the eyes and much easier to become spiritually intimate with.

You may relax and go on in the satisfying knowledge Christianity is a minority faith on these particular boards, though you would be correct, sir, in your opinion that its better for all people to get along and respect faith, after all, why resort to infantile insult wars when one can destroy another's argument via the precise and detailed and therefor utterly crippling fashion of logic, common sense, facts and Impartiality.

Again welcome, I'm sure your unique perspective will be appreciated.
 
Greeting again Nurizeko. While I hold the female form in great admiration, it seems that you and I have a somewhat different approach. It is the goddesses who worship at my shrine and not the other way around.

During the summer solstice, the goddesses adorn my 'shrine' with jewels and lapis lazuli to pay respect to Him. The ceremony lasts two days and two nights and is quite moving. National Geographic is going to shoot a documentary on it next year.
 
I look forward to watching it one lazy Sunday afternoon when I flick on my digital channel to NG.
 
I can of course, make no firm guarantees as to the quality of the documentary since its production is in the hands of National Geographic. However, given the fact that the subject of their documentary (me) is an individual at the zenith of his studliness, I am optimistic that it will be very successful
 
No doubt about that one. You're not alone, you know, a friend of mine recently promoted herself to "Pope", and made me Cardinal. How nice of her. So, exactly how far does your "divinity" go?
 
Hello and welcome, new person. Welcome to the site and enjoy your stay at Jref.
 
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