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Like in "Polie the talking bird":? *imagining Reita as a parrot trying to teach Ruki english* O__o"" *lmao* *dies from laughing too hard* X__x
 
LOL! A parrot trying to teach Ruki english. I would pay money to see that.
 
give him enough sake and he might haha.

i'd like to see him loud just once. he's so quiet most of the time.
 
I`m wondering if he`s just shy (cuuuuuuuuuuuute ) or he doesn`t like to talk much...or at all But he`s cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute like that
 
A Parrot ?! teaching Ruki english . I'd like to see that !!!
I can imagine the parrot with glasses and a ruler whacking him when he does it wrong
 
There is a TV program for little children where a parrot teaches English...we watched it with my sister (19 and 21 years old) with excitement it's cool show! xD

oh I haven't seen this video before (which is not surprising)...but he never tried it on stage
 
How can I translate Aoi`s post`s on tweeter:?:? Is there some translator or something...I really really REALLY want and NEED to read it since there was something about Tatsuro asking Aoi about Ruki`s...ehem...d**k size...and it seems that Aoi answered him with "3 cm" *dies laughing*
 
@momi, I did post that one a few pages back. I am going to post it again.
taken from: twitter.com/gazetweet_eng
hitsu_nightmare YOMI has lined up 3 chairs at Backstage, and is lying on them and is watching Monster Hunter Frontier Capture sites...
mucc_tatsuro The one fitting in just 3 chairs could only be YOMI. Compact Size.
hitsu_nightmare What's your height, Tatsu san?? Something around 185 cm??
mucc_tatsuro 3.2 feet.
hitsu_nightmare So then isn't the....tiny too?? (laughs)
mucc_tatsuro Whose dick did are you calling tiny!!
RUKItheGazettE: Σ(・□・;)
mucc_tatsuro How many feet is Ruki's.....nah, nothing♪
Aoi theGazettE I'll just mention it here, 3cm…゚・。・(ノ∀`)σ・。・゚
RUKItheGazettE:Umm, well...(◉ω◉;)
hitsu_nightmare Ruki. Don't pay heed to Tatsu san's tweets! You'll get burnt (O_o)
RUKItheGazettE Hm. Got burnt right before your eyes
mucc_tatsuro (to hitsugi) Aren't you playing with fire too?
RUKItheGazettE Right, go away Hitsu!
 
Thank U so so so much mystic *huge huuuuuuuuuug*
Sorry I made you post it again...but I`m too lazy (and don`t really have much time) to read earlier posts
 
That's ok. I don't read past posts too. XD Really, when I read those posts I was laughing so hard..the people at home looked at me funny! It was like Ruki didn't know how to react at all
 
But...it`s a lil imposible (as for me) to have such small...you know *laughs* He just didn`t wanted to talk about stuff like that or it`s really true But I`m wondering how the hell Aoi knew about it
 
I think it's just a joke. Mean Aoi for putting Ruki in a spot like that. XD
Ooooh, and Kai did the Air guitar too!
 
there's a link above that I have posted. XD Ruki was playing the air guitar.
 
I had seen it but I thought it was Uruha who 1st mentioned the air guitar ..that vid the NLSG in HQ * goes to watch over all *
 
Aoi : Hi there Ru.....
Ruki : Silence ! I kill you !
* puts on rage face and chases Aoi throughout Tokyo with baseball bat *
 
*lmao* or...

Aoi: Hi there Ru-kun *smile*
Ruki: 3 cm you say??
Aoi: Eh...??
*Ruki starts to unzip his pants*
Aoi: What are you doing Ruki?? *scared*
Ruki: Muahahaha...I`ll show you my 3 cm Now...take your clothes of...please
 
Momo you're definitely fanservice girl xD
Femme: looks like Achmed is pretty popular xD
 
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