In Honor of Tsukatchi's B-Day, I have put together a little fairytale lol.
Once upon a time, Zero and Tsukatchi were preparing to enjoy a mighty feast...
Then, suddenly, a wonderfully sexy and intoxicatingly dangerous......*ahem*,...Then Suddenly, the Villain of the story, stole Tsukatchi's T-Bone! And gobbled it up with his plump, sensuous lips....., umm...he ate it..fast.....
Poor Tsukatchi didn't even have a chance to retaliate, and thus, he mourned the loss of his T-Bone...
Sadly, the horrible experience left him traumatized and he began to see the ghost of his long lost rubber ducky...
To block the hauntings, and the hollowness he felt within his stomach, Tsukatchi turned to Good Ole' Jack for comfort...
Thankfully, in the end, he was brought back from the brink by his concerned fans, who promised him more T-Bone than he could possibly eat! Tsukatchi shed tears of Joy...
United together, Tsukatchi's Fans tracked down the T-Bone thief to exact revenge on behalf of their beloved Tsukatchi...
Karyu, now in the custody of Tsukatchi's fan's, fell prey to their twisted ways...
What happened to him next is most unspeakable, and has been edited out due to international censorship laws..too bad....
The villain vanquished, in most unspeakable ways, Tsukatchi was free to eat all the T-Bone he desired! And everyone lived Happily Ever After!.well maybe not the newest fangirl slave, but hey!
I hope you have enjoyed this little tale!
Happy Birthday Tsukatchi!!!