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Worst Spam Ever

PaulTB

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I post this here simply for entertainment value, but if anybody wants to take him up on the offer ... :?

ATTENTION DEAR FUTURE WIFE.

i am a boy of 25 years old,am a Nigeria
am searching for a foreign lady or girl to marry as my darling wife indeed.
i loved to associate with an European_American_Asian ladies
Nice that he's so decisive about it. :p
because they are
more interligent and wise
Some of them can even spell.
thats while i needed them as my darling future
wife.
i vailed not to dissapoint my sweet heart who will be a mother of my
children.
why i dont like to associate my with African Ladies is because they doesnt
know how to take approprate care of their husband
Translation : Stay in the kitchen **tch.
two of brothers got marry
to african ladies i have experience there characters that is why i vailed
not to marry them.
The fact that they were already married to my brothers didn't put me off.
Darling i will not forget to express myself proper to you,my own Father is a
Nigeria West African why my own Mother is from South Africa.
Dear Loving Darling i dont know how you feel over there had it been you will
have the privilledge to come down to Africa
And the privilledge to pay the air fair no doubt.
i myself will be very happy over
it,because i want us to get in touch concerning this our marital issue.
They've got issue already? Darn that's quick.
if you can not have the opportunity to come down here in west Africa.
then can you assure me that you will Emback my Journey in other to Locate
you in your Country,
Dependent on local stalking laws.
i will be very glad indeed because i neeed a Lady or a
Girl as a wife in my life.
Not sure why you included _me_ on your 'exclusive' list then...
am still forwarded to hear from you soonest.

YOURS SINCERELY,
FRED.
Who couldn't trust someone with a name like FRED. ?

IF YOUR INTERSTED SEND TO ME YOUR PHONE AND FAX AND YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS TO
ENABLE ME TO LOCATE YOU IN COUNTRY.
Yeeees....

Oh well, it makes a change from the usual bank account fraud spam. :D
 

RockLee

Hullu
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whahahahahaahahaha.....hahahahhahahha OMG...what a dumbnut haha !!!!! :p :p :D :D Damn damn damn.....this is the funniest I read today :p
 

Arch

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lol that is funny ! i agree, dont trust people called Fred !!!
 

DragonChan

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I wonder if anybody actually replied :?

He sounds a little desperate. Shipping in wives instead of looking at the locals :D
 

Lina Inverse

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I got this extremely retarded spam as well :D
Deleted quickly after looking at the beginning.
 

Uncle Frank

SECURITY
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Saw One Worse !!!

A woman was looking for a new lover. She daid in grafic detail, she was tired of having sex with her husband & 2 teenage sons. Her new lover had to be willing to do a 4 plus 1 with her family! When my patient showed me that one, I fell out of my chair!!

Frank

😊
 

Glenn

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There's no way that that can be real, eh? Whoever comes up with this stuff is pretty out there. :eek:
 
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