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Why trick-and-treating is better than sex

Lina Inverse

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THE TOP TEN REASONS
> > WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING
> > IS BETTER THAN SEX
> >
> > 10. Guaranteed to get at least a
> > little something in the sack.
> >
> > 9. If you get tired, wait 10
> > minutes and go at it again.
> >
> > 8. The uglier you look,
> > the easier it is to get some.
> >
> > 7. You don't have to compliment
> > the person who gave you candy.
> >
> > 6. Person giving you candy
> > doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
> >
> > 5. If you get a stomach ache,
> > it won't last 9 months.
> >
> > 4. If you wear your Batman mask,
> > no one thinks you're kinky.
> >
> > 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear
> > you moaning and groaning.
> >
> > 2. Less guilt the next morning...
> > and, the #1 reason trick or
> > treating is better than sex...
> >
> >
> > 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT
> > YOU WANT, YOU CAN
> > ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
 
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