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Does anyone here know any jokes about white people? I have heard plenty about black people, asian people, mexican people, and like specific types of white people like the irish or polish, but never any white people in general jokes. I figure white people should be fair game, just like everyone else.
 

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If a white man's parents divorced, would they still be brother and sister? :p

(Love you sweety :3)
 

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What do you call a bus full of white kids?
A Twinkie!

MARK MARK MARK! :3
 

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Vodkee said:
If a white man's parents divorced, would they still be brother and sister? :p

(Love you sweety :3)

That's "redneck", hon.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's butt!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
 

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cicatriz esp said:
That's "redneck", hon.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's butt!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

:D

flattest surface...hehehe.
 

cacawate

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I think the 2nd and last ones are more attributed to blondes.

What's white and eight inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

By the way
 

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Ahahah! good one cacawate! I feel I have missed out on a lot of these. Being white, and hanging out with mostly white folks, I guess I wouldn't hear a lot.
 

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jokes about white people

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
 
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white joke

Q: what do you call a white girl who keeps running away?
A: a virgin
 

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How do you know a redneck girl is a virgin?
She's 7 years old and can run faster than her brothers

That one cracks anyone I tell it to up.. Heh.
 

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Some anti-white jokes are refreshing. I hear too many anti-non-white jokes around the house.
 

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What do you call middle-aged, rural white people doing hip hop?

Square dancing. ("swing you partner, doh cee doh!")
 
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