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White Jokes

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I would just lke to say that am white and i find it very funny when someone says a joke about a white person.

The white joke - it is a rare anomaly in the comedic world, a rarely concocted, rarely used racial joke. Sure we have Italian, Irish, Jewish, and Polish jokes, and certainly there is a plethora of black racial humor, but for some reason when asked to come up with a joke mocking white folk, most people would stare at you blank faced. Now were not just talking "white people have no rhythm" or "white folks can't jump," we mean actual jokes - "two white guys go in a bar窶ヲ" style.

Part of this is due to the overwhelming beating blacks in America have taken in terms of racial humor. Let's face it, with all the Italians, Jews, Irish, and Poles ganging up on you, there's bound to be an imbalance. It is also partly due to the focus of most black comedians on poking fun at the plight of black Americans as opposed to lashing back at white America. Red Foxx's joke about wondering why the hell black kids would want to sit at the white lunch counter in the 1960s when the food sucked anyway is a classic example.


Here is some jokes.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like ****!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"


AND SOME MORE

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.

How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.

What do West Virginian's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

I HOPE YOU HAVE HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT US CRACKERS :D
 

RockLee

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How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything. hehe...

I think a lot of these jokes were altered though...cause they originate from other ppls jokes :?
 

King of Tokyo

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"What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations"

Haha.. So true.. White jokes rule..
 

Mike Cash

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White jokes aren't rare at all. Just listen to practically any American stand-up comedian.
 

Apollo

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Thanks for sharing...they were funny..I haven't heard a "white joke" before....:LOL:
 
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