Golgo_13
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- 27 Nov 2003
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(These are my own, so some of these may not be that funny)
Ways to tell if you're over 40 years old
If you can remember a time when:
1. Movie theaters only had one screen (and a balcony) instead of multi-plexes
2. You got to see two movies for the price of one
3. Citibank was called "The First National City Bank"
4. An attendant pumped your gas at the gas station
5. Exxon was called Esso
6. Nissan was called Datsun
7. The ugliest looking car was either a Pinto or a Gremlin
8. An 8-track player was the coolest thing in your car
9. You had UHF on your TV set
10. At the end of the night, TV stations showed test patterns
11 You actually had to get up out of your chair and walk up to your TV set to change the station
12. Solitaire was played with a real deck of cards
13. L.A. just had one area code: 213
14. NYC just had one are code: 212
15. Dialing a phone number meant actually turning the rotary dial with your index finger
16. People used letters of the alphabet for the first two numbers of a phone number, e.g., Murray Hill 7-2300
17. Annoying people spoke on their CB radios instead of their cell phones as they drove
18. You rode on rollerskates that needed a "key"
19. Kids said "Neat!" instead of "Cool!"
20. McDonald's served people in the millions instead of billions
21. People thought Tang was as good as any real orange juice
22. Tab was the diet soda of choice
23. There were shoes with the heels lower than the toe called "Earth Shoes"
24. You knew an adult male who wore a "leisure suit"
25 "Boy/Girl Friday" was a low-paying office job
26. Only guy with first name "Ryan" was Ryan O'Neil
27. Only Oriental people you saw on TV were on "Hawaii Five-O"
28. "Saturday Night Live" was a great show
29. You worshipped: David Cassidy (for women)/Farrah Fawcett (for men)
30. Elton John played real rock & roll music ("Crocodile Rock" etc.)
31. Cher was made of human flesh and still married to Sonny
32. Sylvester Stallone starred in an Oscar-winning film
33. John Travolta danced better than a gay guy
34. Michael Jackson was black
35. Lawyers were well-respected
36. You thought kids could be trusted with your priest
Ways to tell if you're over 40 years old
If you can remember a time when:
1. Movie theaters only had one screen (and a balcony) instead of multi-plexes
2. You got to see two movies for the price of one
3. Citibank was called "The First National City Bank"
4. An attendant pumped your gas at the gas station
5. Exxon was called Esso
6. Nissan was called Datsun
7. The ugliest looking car was either a Pinto or a Gremlin
8. An 8-track player was the coolest thing in your car
9. You had UHF on your TV set
10. At the end of the night, TV stations showed test patterns
11 You actually had to get up out of your chair and walk up to your TV set to change the station
12. Solitaire was played with a real deck of cards
13. L.A. just had one area code: 213
14. NYC just had one are code: 212
15. Dialing a phone number meant actually turning the rotary dial with your index finger
16. People used letters of the alphabet for the first two numbers of a phone number, e.g., Murray Hill 7-2300
17. Annoying people spoke on their CB radios instead of their cell phones as they drove
18. You rode on rollerskates that needed a "key"
19. Kids said "Neat!" instead of "Cool!"
20. McDonald's served people in the millions instead of billions
21. People thought Tang was as good as any real orange juice
22. Tab was the diet soda of choice
23. There were shoes with the heels lower than the toe called "Earth Shoes"
24. You knew an adult male who wore a "leisure suit"
25 "Boy/Girl Friday" was a low-paying office job
26. Only guy with first name "Ryan" was Ryan O'Neil
27. Only Oriental people you saw on TV were on "Hawaii Five-O"
28. "Saturday Night Live" was a great show
29. You worshipped: David Cassidy (for women)/Farrah Fawcett (for men)
30. Elton John played real rock & roll music ("Crocodile Rock" etc.)
31. Cher was made of human flesh and still married to Sonny
32. Sylvester Stallone starred in an Oscar-winning film
33. John Travolta danced better than a gay guy
34. Michael Jackson was black
35. Lawyers were well-respected
36. You thought kids could be trusted with your priest
