den4
先輩
- 15 Nov 2002
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One clean joke!
It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it.
Here is one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says she cannot tell.
They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it.
Here is one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says she cannot tell.
They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."