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PaulTB

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22 Jan 2004
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This morning I put on a anti-pair of socks (that is one is dark blue with light blue bits and the other is light blue with dark blue bits - same design).

My mum spotted this and accused me of encourgaing my socks to be unfaithful to their partners.

I replied as follows ...

"Not at all! You're just trying to enforce a same-socks marriage.
Is it so wrong to want a hetro-socksual relationship?"

/me ducks and runs.
 
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