Translation Help Needed (Japanese to English)

[JojaTheCat]

Hello! Can someone help me to translate this 20 seconds japanese audio to English, please?

 

[Toritoribe]

Why do you want to know it?

 

[JojaTheCat]

Why do you want to know it?

Friend of mines sent it to me and I have no idea what is he saying.

 

[Mike Cash]

Friend of mines sent it to me and I have no idea what is he saying.

Does your friend have any idea?

I listened to it and it is boring as hell.

 

[JojaTheCat]

Does your friend have any idea?

I listened to it and it is boring as hell.

He refused to translate it for me... haha.

 

[Mike Cash]

He refused to translate it for me... haha.

In other words, he can't understand it either?

 

[JojaTheCat]

In other words, he can't understand it either?

He speaks Japanese but he refuses to translate it to me and I wonder why.

 

[Toritoribe]

I, too, wonder why. It's nearly meaningless except as just a material of a listening comprehension test or something. (Or, he's just kidding.)

こんにちは、てつやです。お久しぶりです。えー、今日のテーマは、「あなたの大切なものはなんですか」っていうことですけど、私の大切なものは、世界平和、動物愛護、そして自動車の免許証、保険証です。
Hello, I'm Testuya. Long time no see. Well, today's theme is "What is precious to you?". My precious things are world peace, animal welfare, and driver's license and insurance card.

 

[JojaTheCat]

OMG!
Thank you very much, you're amazing! I appreciate your help.:emoji_blush:

 

[Mike Cash]

OMG!
Thank you very much, you're amazing! I appreciate your help.:emoji_blush:

Now, insist he tells you what it says. Then let us know.

 

[JojaTheCat]

Now, insist he tells you what it says. Then let us know.

Sure, will do!
Oh by the way, he also sent another video, can you maybe help me? :emoji_cry:

 

[Mike Cash]

Sure, will do!
Oh by the way, he also sent another video, can you maybe help me? :emoji_cry:

There's a limit to what people are going to do just to help you two amuse each other.

 

[JojaTheCat]

There's a limit to what people are going to do just to help you two amuse each other.

I understand, thank you.