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Top 10 Ways to Tell Someone Their Zipper is Unzipped


27 Aug 2003
Top 10 Ways to Tell Someone Their Zipper Is Unzipped:
By David Letterman ...

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars .. but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is unzipped ....

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
1. Ground control to Major Johnson...

2. Take your protein pills and put your helmet in...

3. Check insertion and may god's love be with you.

4. And the penis wants to know whose shirts you wear...

5. Now it's time to check the capsule if you dare...

6. You're slipping through the door..

7. ...and you're flashing in a most peculiar way..

8. And I think your spaceship knows which way to go...

9. For heeeere am I staring at a tin(y) man..

10. Planet earth is blue and there is something you should do...
Type-Zero that was the best i have to say it but that was the BEST.

The gates of heaven are now open?

C'mon who can beat that.
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