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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

Satori

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27 Aug 2003
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It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is
their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
 
u takin' the words outta my mouth.........:D
u sooooo damn right. movies told me everything about life :p

when i'm in danger i'll always run upstairs, so i'll be quickly gettin' out of the building to be safe.

after the showdown when i'm all dirty and full of blood, the first thing i'll do is kissin'the girl next to me no matter how long i know her or if i even like her.

during a fight while bullets are flyin'around my head is always time for at least 5 min to play slow music, look at my girl and try reachin'her.

my cellphone'll never work when i need it the most.

no matter how ****** up the situation is i'll always have time to spit a cool line.

no need to drive myself crazy when everything seems to be ****** up. the good guy'll always win and get a hot chick.
 
So true. There are a million things you could find wrong in the movies that dont make sense. It's fun pointing them out
 
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