The Ressurection of 'Thief...'

[Ghost]

you have all stolen something once or twice, so tell you story..i'll start.


Well, back in my sticky finger days, I was strictly petty. Coupla CDs. A coupla games. Coupla mags. Assorted foods 'n' candy. Y'know. Stuff. For the thrill rather than for survival. Trailer-park trash making trouble in Suburbia. Heh.

But I learned a number of valuable... Skills... Should I ever need them again. Also, being a thief you learn how not to get stolen from. I remember at Mardi Gras I could pick out the pick-pockets so well that they might as well have had flashing neon signs above their heads.

Oh, and I wouldn't put too much stock in the "Shoplifters jack up prices" crap. Petty theft loses in profit are marginal. They THROW OUT more merchandise than is stolen (You can't even dumpster dive anymore, they make sure to destroy the stuff they toss out. I remember this huge box of all sorts of CDs that were all cut in half). Well, the big chains anyway. In the interests of local and small business, please steal only from large corpo-assimilatory stores!*

* - Theft can incur severe penalties. Such as finding love against your will. ...In the prison shower room. Don't sue me.

 

[Ghost]

No one ever answers my topics. Are they that boring?

 

[Shigatsu]

Originally posted by Ghost
No one ever answers my topics. Are they that boring?

no way, it's not boring. I just think we are all shocked that our Ghost would do such a thing

I never have the balls to do it, I'd mess up and get caught somehow so I have never tried.

 

[jeisan]

heh me and my friends steal lighters from each other all the time, its more a game than stealing but the rare your lighter the more likey you are to get it jacked...

 

[kirei_na_me]

I am not about to incriminate myself...

 

[Winter]

Originally posted by jeisan
heh me and my friends steal lighters from each other all the time, its more a game than stealing but the rare your lighter the more likey you are to get it jacked...

*hides DeG lighter* I love this thing....

Speaking of thievery, back in grade school, my best friend at the time introduced me to my then pre-ex-boyfriend. To make a grande impression, when he shaked my hand, I dislodged his watch and gave it back to him a week later. The guy never knew I had taken it.

Gooooooooooooood times.

 

[kirei_na_me]

Originally posted by jeisan
heh me and my friends steal lighters from each other all the time, its more a game than stealing but the rare your lighter the more likey you are to get it jacked...

Let's not joke about stealing lighters.... Heh...

 

[jeisan]

hahahaha its no joke i havent paid for a lighter in years, though sometimes its just a happy accident and all of a sudden i have 2 blue bics instead of one.

 

[neptunemoon]

I use to steal pens and white out from the store. You know how you would lend that out to your friends in school. I didnt want to buy more so I just stole it.

 

[EscaFlowne]

Well my thievery can't be spoken here but the lighters...you should see my glove compartment...i never have to search for one in fact i sell them...and end up getting them right back.