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Some silly puns (Dajare)

Golgo_13

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Recommended for those with near-fluency (these are my own originals):

:D :D :D

Student: Kono class ni wa Doitsu-jin ga imasu.
Teacher: Doitsu kara kita yatsu wa doitsu ya?
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First Guy: Omae no otosan unsouya (trucker) ?
Second Guy: Un souya.
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Upon finishing a meal: "Ah, uma katta. Ushi maketa."
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First Guy: "Dokode kanojo to shiri'attano?"
Second Guy: "Koutsuu jiko no genba de."
Frist Guy: "Jaa, Jiko shoukai shitandane?"
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Toriniku wa torinikui
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First Guy: "Kono, Karajan (famous Austrian conductor pronounced "Karayan") no CD wa kaizokuban (knock-off) yane."
Second Guy: "Nande wakaruno?" (How can you tell?)
First Guy (shaking the case): "Kara yan!" ("It's empty" in Osakan)
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A pig and a chicken race. Which one won? The pig. Why? Tonkatsu!
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What do you use to photograph turtles with? A Kame-ra
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What did the Japanese middle school English teacher say when he visited an American penitentiary?
"This is a pen!"
(hint: that's the first phrase taught in an introductory English class in 7th grade everywhere in Japan)
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American: Can you tell me a pun?
Japanese: Pan wa taberu mon yaro?
 
Originally posted by Golgo_13
First Guy: Omae no otosan unsouya (trucker) ?
Second Guy: Un souya.

:D This is my personal favorite. They're all funny, though. Thanks, Golgo_13.
 
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