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So you want to be a fantasy writer?

Bugger, ripped off half my ideas. Oh well, back to the historical dramas featuring vampires.:D
 
HA!! That's a good one! And you wanna know the funny part? Most of that stuff probably does happen in fantasy novels. And the geeks writing that stuff are making money hand over fist. Makes me think I'm in the wrong line of work!
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"Is your name Robert Jordan and you lied like a dog to get this far?"

That's gotta' be the best one.

Followed closely by:

26: Did you draw a map for your novel which includes places named things like "The Blasted Lands" or "The Forest of Fear" or "The Desert of Desolation" or absolutely anything "of Doom"?

Also:

44. Have you done up game statistics for all of your main characters in your favorite RPG?

Matter of fact, I have done that...

...f***k you.

And last but certainly not least:

56. Does anybody in your novel fight for two hours straight in full plate armor, then ride a horse for four hours, then delicately make love to a willing barmaid all in the same day?

What? I've done that personally--what makes you think my chatacters can't?




...okay, I admit--I wasn't that delicate with the barmaid. :devilish:
 
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