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Sex Laws of the World

Satori

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Sex laws of the world...



In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is

punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)



In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but

is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.

He may only see their reflection in a mirror.



Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.

This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be



covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)



The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder

which head?)



There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside

and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having

sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly

forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute;

is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to

this?)



In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous

husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on



the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah justice!)



Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

tropical fish stores. (But, of course!)



In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the

act.(Makes one shudder at the thought.)



In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big

enough

problem that they had to pass this law?)



In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with

one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine

only

"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, though)






:eek:
 

Himura

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Muhahahaha... :D ...that's great... Well, we're living in a strange world with strange people makin' strange laws... :p
 
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hey i'm gonna start looking for jobs in guam!

and i am never taking a vacation to indonesia, thats for sure!!!
 

nikki_the_insane

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There's a website I went to a few months back that listed ridiculous laws in diffrent states and countries. Like, for insatance, in Hawaii you can't have any billboards what so ever. It's to keep the place less commercialized I suppose. But some of these laws have long beeen forgotten even though they are still laws.
 

Satori

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Are you referring to this link that Thomas provided on another thread?

http://www.dumblaws.com
 
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wow. o_O that list was erm....interesting.. I like the laws in Hong Kong though. *laughs evilly*
 

Maciamo

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Originally posted by x2468
hey i'm gonna start looking for jobs in guam!

and i am never taking a vacation to indonesia, thats for sure!!!

Did you speak for all the men on this planet ? 😊 :D
 

neptunemoon

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I would be freaked out in Cali if my mom watched me. The thought make me shudders.
 

Satori

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Neptunemoon - I think we would ALL freak out over that!! Now there's something that would really kill the moment, eh?!! :D

Satori
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Mr. Manji

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Great! now i can't go to indonesia :( :p
LOL, ohwell, Guam HERE I COME! (no pun intended :p )
 

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I don't know what the hell is up with those laws...too funny.

Sex with an animal is ok, as long as it is female...don't understand that one or many of the other ones. How good of an exam can you get from the doctor whom does it back words...that should be a zen question...lol
 
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