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Rachel

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> >1 star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep
last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Still able to function relatively well. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving a
Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

> >2 star hangover **
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast.Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all
you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

> >3 star hangover ***
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks
by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke
watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of
diet coke yet you haven't peed once.

> >4 star hangover ****
You have lost the will to live. Your head is
throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore
nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you
either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving or it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems, depending on your gender. Your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following -
* Home time
* A duvet and somewhere to be alone.
* A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

> >5 star hangover ***** [aka Dante's 4th Circle of
Hell]
You have a second heartbeat in your head which is
actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that
would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in
sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe... very gently.

:devilish:
 

Twisted

That man in the corner
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I'd say i'm currently in between 1 star and 2 stars. Lots of misplaced energy, but hungry like a wolf and.... ehm... what was this thread about again? :gulp:
 

thomas

Unswerving cyclist
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Please gimme a time-machine... heavy 4 yesterday, a mild 3 today. Hope I haven't signed up for the Foreign Legion, lol.
 

jeisan

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not in a long while have i experienced anything above 2 i usually dont have much of a hangover even after drinking all nite.
 
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