rhyming Japanese

[Maciamo]

What does this tongue-twister I've just made up mean ?

"sobou na sobo no soba no soba ni sabo ga sobaeru".








A saboteur is playing pranks next to my wild grandmother's noodles.

Not a very common situation, but with a bit of imagination... (I've got some extremely advanced computer equipment at home and work for a secret government agency. A saboteur comes at night into my house and I see him through the surveillance camera in my room. He playing pranks next to the kitchen table where the noodles my grandma made for me lies).

 

[Maciamo]

Not sure is the following is grammatically correct. That's a sentence (I've) made entirely with the phonetic word "kakou".

"kakou ni iru no kakou no hito wa kakou ni kakou wo mite, kakou made kakou shite, kakouhin no naka kakou wo kau".

窶ｰﾃ芝津ｻ窶堙俄?堋｢窶堙ｩ窶ｰﾃ伉甲窶堙個人窶堙坂?ｰﾃ債港窶堙俄?ｰﾃ芝津ｵ 窶堙ｰ窶堙昶?堙?、窶ｰﾃ最津ｻ窶堙懌?堙??ｰﾂｺﾂ行窶堋ｵ窶堙?、窶ｰﾃ?工窶｢i窶堙娯?吮??窶ｰﾃ?ﾂ催ｦ窶堙ｰ窶敞停?堋､ﾂ。

"A 61 year old person standing on a crater sees fire light in a river port, descends to the river mouth and buys delicacies in the middle of processed goods."

This scenario is totally possible in Japan where volcanos and ports abound.

 

[mdchachi]

You've got way too much time on your hands.

 

[Maciamo]

It only took about 10min for both of them.
Want more ?

 

[KoranRi]

lol yes more I am bored...well no not really I'm rping which is intersting.