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"He can compress the most words into the smallest
idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But, this
wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -
Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting
from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker
forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame
them."- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she
always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope
without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice
letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept
the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others,
whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by
his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-
posts ... for support rather than illumination." -
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
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