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Poof! The Light Goes On

Satori

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27 Aug 2003
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Poof the light goes on

70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with yourself and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said,
"George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom and then when
he is through *poof* the light goes off?"

Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
 
rotflmfbo! OMG that was good! I have to refrain from laughing too loud as i'm in computers and the guy next to me would be suspicious as to why I'm laughing.
 
touzokushoujo said:
rotflmfbo! OMG that was good! I have to refrain from laughing too loud as i'm in computers and the guy next to me would be suspicious as to why I'm laughing.

That alone is funny!!! Glad you liked it!
 
Satori said:
That alone is funny!!! Glad you liked it!
what you think it's funny I have to refrain from laughing? oh look he's gone! *lets out a big laugh* oh crap he's back! *dashes off*
 
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