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What are the biggest lies foreigners tell in Japan?

  • I don't teach English

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Baby, your the only one for me

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • I AM Brad Pitt

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, it's that big

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Of course I graduated from Harvard

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • What? Was I suppose to pay for that?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Thanks, I'll pay you back next week

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • I'm difinitely outta here in six months

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Total voters
    16
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What are the biggest lies foreigners tell in Japan?

I don't teach English

Baby, your the only one for me

I AM Brad Pitt

Yes, it's that big

Of course I graduated from Harvard

What? Was I suppose to pay for that?

Thanks, I'll pay you back next week

I'm difinitely outta here in six months
 

moyashi

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lol ...
I don't say that I don't teach English exactly. But rather that I teach to fill in cash flow problems.

Well, it also depends who is asking me ;)

@ is it that big?
Well, I gotta a big nose, so I let the ladies imagine what they want ;) Although, they're also interested if my hair color extends blew my belt line.
 

kinjo

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:D
hahahha!

people are the same all around the world! hehehehehehe...
 

Shinmeiryu

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Hehe. Pick-up and bull lines are a universal language.
 

kinjo

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@tragedy "what?" hahaha, is that a pick up line? lol, I must be getting soooo old, lol😌 😊
 

moyashi

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I'm still wondering what "you don't have to shave" is ???

3 possibly areas but exactly which one is tragedy reffering to ???
 

kinjo

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:D
me too, i'm curious about where to shave... hahahahahaha!
 

kinjo

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I still dont know,, I was so looking forward to the answer tonight lol👍
right its time for a quiz,(hehe), Is it the neighbours family pet? or the overgrown lawn? haha, ok, ok, I'll wait for the correct answer:clap: I'm sure its alot more interesting than the two possibilities I suggested, lol, especially if its a pick up line😌
 

Twisted

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Disregard of the right answer, i'm very curious what would be the right location to use that line... :p
 

kinjo

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@ twisted
... and the right situation...
hahaha!
 

moyashi

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I bet the situation is like close to 10 beers and referring to mustaches.

I have a dirty mind so I thought of other places ... well, armpits came into mind too though.
 

Uncle Frank

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Humm, A Golden Oldie.......

ripe from the Forum graveyard!

Frank

😊
 

Hiroshi66

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LOL. I have to say.. I'll be outta here in six months? There's too much stuff to leave. And too much joy. ^^
 

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