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den4

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15 Nov 2002
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I was stopped by a game-warden last night with two buckets of fish
leaving the Sacramento river; well known for its salmon fishing

The game warden asked me, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

I replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the river and
let
them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their
buckets, and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

I looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll
show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.

I poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several
minutes, the game warden turned to me and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" I responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" I asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?"
 
or you didnt have eny to begin with it depends but i think the second answer is the corect one.
 
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