Ok. What have we all learnt from horror films/games?

[Ghost]

First and foremost;

1. Dont split up
2. if you get a scare that turn out to be your friend, theres a proper scare on its way.
3. if the problems is a man,just fight him - you may win...

There must be loads more...come on guys...

 

[Winter]

Dont forget one:

Always look up.

 

[Uncle Frank]

Pay attention to .....

the sound track(music) !

Frank

 

[TyPe-ZeRo]

LOL nice one frank... hahahahaha

Never ask cops for help, they'll just think you crazy....?

 

[Uncle Frank]

NEVER....

kneel over a fresh grave, you know that hand will come up and grab ya !!

Frank

 

[neptunemoon]

Dont have sex or drink or do drugs

 

[Uncle Frank]

Boy, that would be the end.....

of American movies!! All you would have left are shoot-outs, car chases, and explosions(special effects) !!

Frank

 

[kirei_na_me]

No sex?! *gasp*

Don't go looking for anybody if you think there is a good chance something's got them. Just run away and get the heck out instead of searching for them like an idiot! (okay, so that sounds bad, but you know what happens if you go looking 9 times--no 10 times out of 10)

2. if you get a scare that turn out to be your friend, theres a proper scare on its way.

Same rule applies to a cat. If a startled cat jumps out and startles you, watch out.

 

[neptunemoon]

supposedly the black guy is always the first to die. Carry a cell phone. Dont investigate or tempt fate

 

[Ido]

Be an outcast. Don't hang with the group-you'll get sliced.

Guns don't work on major villains, so don't bother.

Look for ancient tomes of occult knowledge or an enchanted
sword/ weapon. They always come in handy.

When chased by something that has an admirable tonnage,
run to either the left or right-it will just pass you by.

Ancient evils have a big ego-problem. Ridicule and have a laugh
before you get creamed.

When you vanquished your enemy-kill it again right away-it
is still 'alive'.

Best nuke the site from orbit

 

[Porl]

Originally posted by Ido
Best nuke the site from orbit

...Its the only way too be sure.

Porl''

 

[Ghost]

Movie wise:load you 6 shooter with the 36 bullits that they squeeze out.

 

[EscaFlowne]

Gotta do this!

Run into dark areas where you hear sounds of death or sounds you can't desscribe.



[that can't be right.....well anyhoo....]

 

[neptunemoon]

When you need your car the most it will always stall. Take a bike instead.

 

[EscaFlowne]

[Okay okay i will get it right this time...]

Be afraid, be very Afraid of your companion because he/she/them will turn on you!

 

[neptunemoon]

dont breathe so loudly

 

[EscaFlowne]

#1 rule!

Don't trip when running just run in a Zig-Zag pattern forward!!

 

[neptunemoon]

i always wondered if you could seduce the maniac but i doubt it. somehow even if the killer walks he always catches up to you

 

[EscaFlowne]

true true....

Alright vicitims....another rule be strategic!!! don't let him get you! find some quirky way to win! I mean the prize is your life.

 

[neptunemoon]

just dont live in a small town

 

[Uncle Frank]

Don't Count On....

Silver bullets
crosses
holy water
garlic
fire
military
police
explosives
praying
a fast car
the hero who steps up and says I'll protect you !!

Frank

 

[neptunemoon]

i would use the hero as a body shield

 

[kirei_na_me]

Originally posted by neptunemoon
i always wondered if you could seduce the maniac but i doubt it. somehow even if the killer walks he always catches up to you

That's something I always wondered too, neptunemoon...

 

[Uncle Frank]

Frank Raises Hand--OUU OUU - bounces...

Seduce me !! I'll get between you and the maniac and die for you. I'll die sastified with a big grin on my face, fall on the killer and tie him up so you can get away!!

Frank

 

[neptunemoon]

lmao nice on frank. I always wondered what would happen if you just started stripping for michael meyers. He was cute when they showed his face in the forth movie. Cmon he had a soft spot for his niece.