anybody ever see the "Cracked" magazine version of Kung-fu parody, with David Carrotseed playing the part of Kwai Chang Corn...as he takes the "Cracked" reporter through the lifestyle of a kung fu tv actor's life?
David Carrotseed: When you can take this pebble from my hand, it will be time for you (cracked reporter) to leave...
Reporter: (snatches pebble) But you made no effort to prevent me!
David Carrotseed: You learn quickly. (and proceeds to kick him out of the house)