Now you're just being ridiculous. What a pity that the other participants in the thread are putting more sincere and serious thought into helping you toward your goal than you are.
You're just another in the never-ending line of deluded dreamers who take it all out in talk without being ready, willing, or able to devote the time, energy, and resources to the efforts it would take to actually establish visa eligibility. Excuses and ridiculous ideas, though, you have no shortage of.
I'm sorry, I have to disagree. There is a huge difference between being a deluded dreamer, and having a goal. Just because you happen to not agree with that goal, is YOUR personal viewpoint.
On these forums, (and others) I've stayed perfectly serious and mature in my inquiries. You can accuse others of dreaming all you want to, but my personal goals will not change.
Having said that, I'll continue my search for either a Visa, or a "secure" (as secure as these things can get) shadier job in Japan.