Oh man, it was worth reviving a half-decade old thread just for this gem.Well, If I was a real, live Japanese girl, you could hang out with me & we could learn each other's written languages. But we're not. I guess you'll have to get one of those phrase books & use it for basic sentence structure patterns.
As soon as I can afford the price, I'm gonna have a sex change operation & then a plastic surgery operation to give me authentic slanted eyes that'll be so slanted that I can hardly see through them. Then I'll go to Japan & hang in Yoyogi park, across the bridge from the Harajuku train station on the weekends & just smile at everybody who passes by.