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- 15 Nov 2002
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A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologise and see how much your lousy drive
is going to cost us. " So the couple walked up to the house and knocked
on the door.
A warm voice said.... "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh... yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a hundred years. Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million pounds a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie, waving his hand. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said, waving his hand. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a hundred years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right,
considering our
good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
So the genie and the woman adjourned to the bedroom where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Well, I'll be darned! -- thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologise and see how much your lousy drive
is going to cost us. " So the couple walked up to the house and knocked
on the door.
A warm voice said.... "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh... yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a hundred years. Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million pounds a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie, waving his hand. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said, waving his hand. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a hundred years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right,
considering our
good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
So the genie and the woman adjourned to the bedroom where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Well, I'll be darned! -- thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"
