Dumb things you have said

[Glenn]

Someone brought up the idea, and I figured I would get it started. Here's one of my not so bright moments:

Guy: I wonder if Halloween has ever fallen on a Friday the 13th.
Me: I'm sure it has.

Yeah, nothing like realizing what you just said and then trying to play it off as a joke.

Anyone else care to share?

 

[Uncle Frank]

The Battle Ended In Laughter !

As a youngster leading a charge during a snowball fight,
I scream at the top of my lungs:

"Come on men, let's show em our balls!!"

Frank

 

[Glenn]

Lol, that's really funny!