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27 Aug 2003
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at
the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was
designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that
was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and
the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the
professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated
sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students
filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who
continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was
sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to
put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an
air of sarcasm in his voice.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of
completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of
the room.
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