Change to engrish?

[den4]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


mebbe we need to change this forum to engrish instead?

 

[neptunemoon]

i know i saw this on the forum before but dont remember where

 

[lexico]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies...mebbe we need to change this forum to engrish instead?

Sheer blasphemy!
I hate it when people claim to speak the truth
when in reality they are only spreading disinformation and prejudice.
It's like Ministry of Peace pushing for war, and WHO testing drugs on 3rd world citizens!
Shame on you, Den4!
For this violation forum rules of keeping nutral and avoiding racial/linguistic slurs, you get to stick your head in the water bucket for the next 4 days, Den4! No parole, either!

 

[den4]

I guess you want me to be like Marvin...protomarvin

 

[lexico]

i know i saw this on the forum before but dont remember where

That...would be a correct description of the much rumored and feared Le Deja-Vu-de-Den-Quattre-Effect !
Loss of memory, loss of appetite, hair loss, and general dissipation of the higher functions...The Fly would make me

 

[lexico]

I guess you want me to be like Marvin...protomarvin

That would be an incorrect description, Den4.
But if you insist, nobody to stop you...

In consideration of the accused's penitent demeanor, I hereby commute the sentence to the pittiful state of Proto-Marvin.

 

[den4]

Marvin always called people up and threatened to stick his head into a bucket of water...so I think it is an apt description, Sir Lexico-sama

 

[lexico]

My sincere apologies then.