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Alcoholic Beverage Warning Labels

Satori

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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American manufacturers of alcoholic beverages have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers and packaging materials:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical kung fu powers, resulting in getting your *** kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in some mornings and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
 
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But where do you find them all, Satori. That truly is an Al Baba's cave of top-notch psychological jokes that you have been posting here 👍 ;)
 
Thanks!! Glad you like them. I have accumulated a lot of them. I just wish I could figure out how to upload the photos for the one called "What Every Computer Needs." The graphics for that one are hilarious!! You have uploaded photos before. Could you tell me how to do it?
 
Wow, do some of these things only come with consumption of alcohol? I thought some of them were normal for me... :confused:

:p
 
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