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Found this from another site:
home.wanadoo.nl/makiueda/diary/manual.html
This reminds me of the list of things that made the perfect housewife from the '50s in the US, but at the same time, it also seems like it's the effort of some lonely guy's fantasy...
either way, from what I've seen of today's girls, I doubt this list would work..., and it starts becoming humorous, probably not what the author intended....:emoji_flushed:
home.wanadoo.nl/makiueda/diary/manual.html
This reminds me of the list of things that made the perfect housewife from the '50s in the US, but at the same time, it also seems like it's the effort of some lonely guy's fantasy...
either way, from what I've seen of today's girls, I doubt this list would work..., and it starts becoming humorous, probably not what the author intended....:emoji_flushed:
-MANUAL- HOW TO BECOME A "PERFECT" JAPANESE WOMAN
[1. GENERAL MANNER]
1.1. Smile all the time.
1.2. Smile cute.
1.3. Don't show your emotions too much.
1.4. Don't be opinionated too much. Behave as an innocent being. Follow
men always faithfully.
1.5. Don't show your cleverness too much, but it is important to be clever
not to make any mistake on following things which are written here.
1.6. Care and stay attentive to people around you all the time.
1.7. Be nice and generous to the people around you all the time.
1.8. Create a nice and soft atmosphere while talking, discussing, speaking.
1.9. Speak the Japanese Language in a woman's style. (There is quite a big difference
between man's Japanese and woman's Japanese.)
1.10. Don't talk loud. Speak softly.
1.11. Don't smoke.
1.12. Don't wind.
1.13. Don't belch.
1.14. Don't pick your nose.
1.15. Don't yawn without putting your hand over your mouth.
1.16. Don't laugh too loud, but laugh softly. If you want to laugh aloud, then
put your hand over your mouth.
1.17. Don't appeal your sexuality too much but stay sexy: Don't wear too
tight trousers, because men could see through the line of your panty.
Don't wear white shirts with dark-coloured brassiere, because men could see
through your bra, which is considered too sexy.
1.18. Don't make-up in the public space. Go to a toilet when you do it.
1.19. Show your weakness. Don't try to carry a heavy suitcase by yourself; try to ask men to help you. That will make your impression cute.
1.20. Sit in a woman's style. Bend your knees, and don't open your legs.
1.21. When your stairs up, be careful not to let anybody see your panty.
1.22. Don't walk bandy-legged.
[2. BODY CARE AND FASHION]
2.1. shave your legs.
2.2. Shave under your arms.
2.3. Shave your chin.
2.4. Keep your skin as smooth as possible.
2.5. Keep your skin as white as possible. Don't let it suntanned.
2.6. Wash your face every morning and evening. After washing the face,
but the cosmetic water (called "keshousui") and then milky cream (called
"nyuueki"), and on the top, put UV-cut foundation. Pack your face once in
a while.
2.7. A liver spot on your skin is evil.
2.8. Put make-up on always.
2.9. Make up your hairs too.
2.10. Keep your sole soft and clean.
2.11. Wear skirts.
2.12. Use the feminine colour like pink efficiently in your fashion.
[3. SANITARY CARE]
3.1. Carry tissues or a handkerchief all the time with you. Be ready to use
it when it is needed.
3.2. Take a bath every day and keep yourself clean.
3.3. The impression of 'clean' is important.
3.4. Don't let any man suspect when you have a period. Off course don't even
tell him that you have a period.
[4. TOILET]
4.1. Don't let anybody suspect that you are going to the toilet. It will
damage men's fantasy for women: "oh my god... how could such a lovely
beautiful lady pee and poop...!", for example.
4.2. If you have to excuse yourself, say "Excuse me, but I go to pick
up some flowers."
4.3. Don't let anybody hear the sound when you pee/poop. Flush before you
start things so that the water sound erases the sound you make. Each room often has a speaker who makes a fake water sound, so use
it to be ecologically friendly.
[5. AT THE OFFICE]
5.1. Make a tea or a coffee for men always. You offer before being asked.
5.2. Don't say your opinion.
5.3. Don't show your ability to work too much; always respect a man;
Remember that you are a woman and stay smile, patient, passive, then you will
I never get fired from companies.
[6. SHOPPING]
6.1. If you've bought some toilet papers, then you should put them in a bag,
not to make it too obvious that you carry toilet papers with you. Be
aware that holding toilet papers is not for a perfect Japanese woman.
6.2. If you buy some napkins or tampons at the convenience store like Seven
Eleven, and if a man is working at the checking counter, be aware that he would be shamed to touch them. Better to avoid it, and look for another
convenience store. But if it is urgent, get something else as well, for example,
drinks. He would be educated to wrap napkins/tampons separately in a non-transparent
paper bag.
[7. AT HOME]
7.1. Cook always. Women have to cook. Don't even ask men to cook. Follow the
the cooking book not to make any mistakes.
7.2. Do the housework properly. Be ready before your husband comes back home.
7.3. When your husband comes back home, ask first "Would you like to eat now
or take a bath first?"
7.4. Perform an ideal homemaker for your husband. Marriage for men is often
all about this fantasy.
[8. DATE/DINNER/PARTY]
8.1. Stay passive like a beautiful doll.
8.2. Don't finish the whole dish. Always leave some food on the plate.
That will make an impression as a modest girl.
8.3. Be careful about alcohol. Wait for men to suggest you to drink.
You may accompany them with drinking, but not too much. Stay sober. Any mistake
should not happen.
8.4. Fill men's glass always. It is essential if you are at the
company dinner. Don't ever make their glasses empty. Pour before they finish the glasses. When you pour beer from a bottle, the right hand should be on the bottle label, and the left hand should hold the top part of the bottle.
8.5. Care and maintain your make-up all the time.
[9. SEX]
9.1. Don't seduce men. Women are to be seduced. Don't say no when men
ask for it.
9.2. Stay passive. Men insert. Don't request too much. Behave like you
are feeling good.
9.3. Behave yourself like you are unexperienced and ashamed as if you are
a virgin. Men have a big fantasy for virgins.
9.4. Make a sexy voice.
Now, are you ready to become a "perfect Japanese woman"?
(ver.2 June 19, 2002 Maki Ueda)
[1. GENERAL MANNER]
1.1. Smile all the time.
1.2. Smile cute.
1.3. Don't show your emotions too much.
1.4. Don't be opinionated too much. Behave as an innocent being. Follow
men always faithfully.
1.5. Don't show your cleverness too much, but it is important to be clever
not to make any mistake on following things which are written here.
1.6. Care and stay attentive to people around you all the time.
1.7. Be nice and generous to the people around you all the time.
1.8. Create a nice and soft atmosphere while talking, discussing, speaking.
1.9. Speak the Japanese Language in a woman's style. (There is quite a big difference
between man's Japanese and woman's Japanese.)
1.10. Don't talk loud. Speak softly.
1.11. Don't smoke.
1.12. Don't wind.
1.13. Don't belch.
1.14. Don't pick your nose.
1.15. Don't yawn without putting your hand over your mouth.
1.16. Don't laugh too loud, but laugh softly. If you want to laugh aloud, then
put your hand over your mouth.
1.17. Don't appeal your sexuality too much but stay sexy: Don't wear too
tight trousers, because men could see through the line of your panty.
Don't wear white shirts with dark-coloured brassiere, because men could see
through your bra, which is considered too sexy.
1.18. Don't make-up in the public space. Go to a toilet when you do it.
1.19. Show your weakness. Don't try to carry a heavy suitcase by yourself; try to ask men to help you. That will make your impression cute.
1.20. Sit in a woman's style. Bend your knees, and don't open your legs.
1.21. When your stairs up, be careful not to let anybody see your panty.
1.22. Don't walk bandy-legged.
[2. BODY CARE AND FASHION]
2.1. shave your legs.
2.2. Shave under your arms.
2.3. Shave your chin.
2.4. Keep your skin as smooth as possible.
2.5. Keep your skin as white as possible. Don't let it suntanned.
2.6. Wash your face every morning and evening. After washing the face,
but the cosmetic water (called "keshousui") and then milky cream (called
"nyuueki"), and on the top, put UV-cut foundation. Pack your face once in
a while.
2.7. A liver spot on your skin is evil.
2.8. Put make-up on always.
2.9. Make up your hairs too.
2.10. Keep your sole soft and clean.
2.11. Wear skirts.
2.12. Use the feminine colour like pink efficiently in your fashion.
[3. SANITARY CARE]
3.1. Carry tissues or a handkerchief all the time with you. Be ready to use
it when it is needed.
3.2. Take a bath every day and keep yourself clean.
3.3. The impression of 'clean' is important.
3.4. Don't let any man suspect when you have a period. Off course don't even
tell him that you have a period.
[4. TOILET]
4.1. Don't let anybody suspect that you are going to the toilet. It will
damage men's fantasy for women: "oh my god... how could such a lovely
beautiful lady pee and poop...!", for example.
4.2. If you have to excuse yourself, say "Excuse me, but I go to pick
up some flowers."
4.3. Don't let anybody hear the sound when you pee/poop. Flush before you
start things so that the water sound erases the sound you make. Each room often has a speaker who makes a fake water sound, so use
it to be ecologically friendly.
[5. AT THE OFFICE]
5.1. Make a tea or a coffee for men always. You offer before being asked.
5.2. Don't say your opinion.
5.3. Don't show your ability to work too much; always respect a man;
Remember that you are a woman and stay smile, patient, passive, then you will
I never get fired from companies.
[6. SHOPPING]
6.1. If you've bought some toilet papers, then you should put them in a bag,
not to make it too obvious that you carry toilet papers with you. Be
aware that holding toilet papers is not for a perfect Japanese woman.
6.2. If you buy some napkins or tampons at the convenience store like Seven
Eleven, and if a man is working at the checking counter, be aware that he would be shamed to touch them. Better to avoid it, and look for another
convenience store. But if it is urgent, get something else as well, for example,
drinks. He would be educated to wrap napkins/tampons separately in a non-transparent
paper bag.
[7. AT HOME]
7.1. Cook always. Women have to cook. Don't even ask men to cook. Follow the
the cooking book not to make any mistakes.
7.2. Do the housework properly. Be ready before your husband comes back home.
7.3. When your husband comes back home, ask first "Would you like to eat now
or take a bath first?"
7.4. Perform an ideal homemaker for your husband. Marriage for men is often
all about this fantasy.
[8. DATE/DINNER/PARTY]
8.1. Stay passive like a beautiful doll.
8.2. Don't finish the whole dish. Always leave some food on the plate.
That will make an impression as a modest girl.
8.3. Be careful about alcohol. Wait for men to suggest you to drink.
You may accompany them with drinking, but not too much. Stay sober. Any mistake
should not happen.
8.4. Fill men's glass always. It is essential if you are at the
company dinner. Don't ever make their glasses empty. Pour before they finish the glasses. When you pour beer from a bottle, the right hand should be on the bottle label, and the left hand should hold the top part of the bottle.
8.5. Care and maintain your make-up all the time.
[9. SEX]
9.1. Don't seduce men. Women are to be seduced. Don't say no when men
ask for it.
9.2. Stay passive. Men insert. Don't request too much. Behave like you
are feeling good.
9.3. Behave yourself like you are unexperienced and ashamed as if you are
a virgin. Men have a big fantasy for virgins.
9.4. Make a sexy voice.
Now, are you ready to become a "perfect Japanese woman"?
(ver.2 June 19, 2002 Maki Ueda)