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earth savior game part seven by s. translateur et al. (incl. UN officials)

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Some UN Decrees:

1) UEP-UNITED NATIONS FOOD ASSISTANCE PROGRAM FOR HUMANITY - A global nutrition strengthening endeavor. There is a needs and merit based formula for determining eligibility;
- All individuals worldwide who have an income spending power between $0 and $15,000 per year who have scored in the top 90% or over on any recognized valid national aptitude exam may apply for a $500 a month entitlement.
- All individuals worldwide who have an income spending power between $0 and $15,000 per year who have scored in the top 80% - 89% on any recognized valid national aptitude exam may apply for a $300 a month entitlement.
- All individuals worldwide who have an income spending power between $0 and $15,000 per year who have scored in the top 70% - 79% on any recognized valid national aptitude exam may apply for a $250 a month entitlement.
- All individuals worldwide who have an income spending power between $0 and $15,000 per year who have scored in the top 60% - 69% on any recognized valid national aptitude exam may apply for a $200 a month entitlement.
- All individuals worldwide who have an income spending power between $0 and $15,000 per year who have scored in the top 0% - 59% on any recognized valid national aptitude exam may apply for a $150 a month entitlement.

2) PRIX MEDICIS FOR THE SAVIOR KING OF PLANET EARTH - Steven Translateur (Savior and King of France and King of Planet Earth and Emperor of The United States and King of Greece
and Additional Positions) is deserved of the Prix Medicis for the Essay entitled
"The Powers and Positions of God or Goddess - A Blueprint for Salvation" and additional prizes.

3) INCREASED REVENUE FOR THE UNITED NATIONS - All Nations of the Savior Alliance are asked to contribute 15 Billion dollars each to the United Nations Special Budget for financing King of Planet Earth Decrees.

4) UNITED NATIONS MEDICAL LIBRARY LICENSING - All Master of Library Science degree holders who have also completed at least 12 graduate credits and at least 12 undergraduate credits in Biology who have scored at least 90% on both the Knowledge and Communications sections of the NTE are entitled to U.N. Medical Library Licenses.

5) TWELVE WIVES OF THE SAVIOR KING OF PLANET EARTH - Steven Translateur (Savior and King of France and King of Planet Earth and Emperor of The United States and King of Greece and Additional Positions) is deserved of and entitled to up to twelve wives simultaneously.

6) TRIPLING OF SALARIES OF UNITED NATIONS PERSONNEL - All United Nations Ambassadors and staff shall have their salaries tripled.

7) POLITICAL APPOINTMENT OF THE SAVIOR KING OF PLANET EARTH - Steven Translateur (Savior and King of France and King of Planet Earth and Emperor of The United States and King of Greece and Additional Positions) is hereby appointed immediately the Director General of the UEP-UN Organization, Prime Minister of France, Pope of The Catholic Church,
Secretary General of The United Nations, Commander in Chief Prime Minister of The United States, Prime Minister of Canada, President of Switzerland, and President of Acadia Nova Scotia,

8) PUBLICATION OF MELODY BY STEVEN TRANSLATEUR (SAVIOR AND KING OF FRANCE AND KING OF PLANET EARTH AND EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES AND KING OF GREECE AND ADDITIONAL POSITIONS) - Simon and Schuster or another publisher is hereby directed to publish MELODY the novel by Steven Translateur (Savior and King of France and King of Planet Earth and Emperor of The United States and
King of Greece and Additional Positions).
The first printing shall be at least 150,000. The advance shall be at least $15,000.

9) FREEZE ON THE BUILDING OF NUCLEAR ARMAMENTS - There shall be an immediate United Nations monitored halt to the stockpiling of nuclear armaments.

10) UNITED NATIONS SHELTERS - At least five thousand Bed and Breakfast facilities worldwide shall be designated United Nations shelters.

11) STRENGTHENING OF UNITED KINGDOM EXPORTS (CONTINGENT ON THE SCHEDULED REPUBLICATION OF "THE CHESS AND CHEESE SHOP" BY STEVEN TRANSLATEUR
IN THE VICTORIAN LAYABOUT) - All tariffs are abolished on goods going from the United Kingdom to other nations.

12) RECOGNITION OF DOCTOR OF MEDICAL LIBRARY SCIENCE DEGREE OF THE SAVIOR KING OF PLANET EARTH - Earned credits are combined at an Academy and an appropriate
certificate is issued recognizing the Doctorate of Medical Library Science degree held by Steven Translateur (Savior and King of France and King of Planet Earth and Emperor of The United States and King of Greece and Additional Positions). This degree shall grant the holder medicine prescribing powers.

13) ADDITIONAL JOB ATTAINMENT OF THE SAVIOR KING OF PLANET EARTH - Steven Translateur (Savior and King of France and King of Planet Earth and Emperor of The United States
and King of Greece and Additional Positions) shall have the power to be automatically hired and work at any job for any company or government or organization anywhere and receive full
salary and additional compensations.

14) INTERPRETATIONS OF CHRONOLOGY - All minutes of every hour shall be hereby considered to have equivalent significance. Furthermore, all hours of every day shall be henceforth considered as having equivalent significance.

15) VIRTUAL VOW MARRIAGES - All Virtual Vow Marriages are considered to be valid real betrothals with the consent of the bride or groom.
All Virtual Vow divorces are partially valid.

24) ABOLITION OF UNNECESSARY HOLDING - Because the God Savior is the Most Ethical Being and Most Ethical Entity, he cannot be restricted for any reason. As the principle consciousness mind body phenomena, his freedom is the root of all existence extension and natural lawfulness and additional benefits of conscious being rights supporting including Universal Good Food & Shelter & Health Care & Comfort & As Much Freedom as Possible.
Any persons deemed to have restricted the Savior are subjected to a confinement in a Psychiatric Facility of up to a period twice any such confinement.
 
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You forgot to end the sketch with "and now for something completely different", for that was quite Pythonesque.
 

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Crap ! I only make $11,oooUS a year , too poor to qualify. I wonder if you are a Mensa member if you can get a deferment , LOL ?
 
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